待你长发及腰我咔嚓一剪刀待你帅到极点我唿扇一耳光
[dài nĭ zhăng fā jí yāo wŏ kă cā yī jiăn dāo dài nĭ shuài dào jí diăn wŏ hū shàn yī ĕr guāng]
Translating loosely to 'when your hair grows long enough, I’ll cut it off; when you’re handsome enough, I’ll hit you hard,' this humorous and slightly absurd statement highlights playful sarcasm, teasing, or affectionate rivalry.