待你长发及腰我就一剪刀
[dài nĭ zhăng fā jí yāo wŏ jiù yī jiăn dāo]
A humorous or teasing saying based on the proverbial Chinese romantic promise of 'when your hair reaches your waist I'll marry you', this user adds a playful twist that they will simply cut it off. This reflects a light-hearted humor mixed within the original romantic gesture.