大姨妈请你别伤害我老婆
[dà yí mā qĭng nĭ bié shāng hài wŏ lăo pó]
Please, Aunt Flow, don’t harm my wife. An informal humorous take referencing menstruation ('Big Aunt') and the discomfort it might bring. In a light-hearted manner, the person is using irony to address the menstrual cycle’s effect.