大姨妈你别伤害我老婆
[dà yí mā nĭ bié shāng hài wŏ lăo pó]
Humorously addressing menstrual cycles: ‘Aunt Flow (common slang for menstruation), don't hurt my wife’. This implies some comedic complaint about how menstrual issues affect intimate relationships or personal arrangements at home, especially when talking about interactions between spouses.