我闺女跟你好像废话我是她老娘
[wŏ guī nǚ gēn nĭ hăo xiàng fèi huà wŏ shì tā lăo niáng]
Translated directly, this would mean 'My daughter seems very much like you, nonsense, I am her mother'. This humorous, colloquial username plays with family relationship dynamics, using casual language that mocks any attempt at formality, highlighting sarcasm about familial bonds.