我从不喝雪碧我怕透心凉
[wŏ cóng bù hē xuĕ bì wŏ pà tòu xīn liáng]
A playful twist on a commercial jingle for Sprite, which promises the refreshing chill 'down to your heart.' This user claims never to drink Sprite because he doesn't want that chilling feeling. It's an ironic way of expressing dislike for this beverage by mimicking its advertisement style.