帅到没朋友丑到想整容
[shuài dào méi péng yŏu chŏu dào xiăng zhĕng róng]
A funny exaggeration contrasting being handsome enough to lack friends and being so ugly as to want cosmetic surgery. It often refers to self-deprecating humor and a lighthearted attitude, sometimes indicating dissatisfaction or teasing one's own appearance.