什么亡魂溺海不如跳海实在什么长发及腰不如短发凉快
[shén me wáng hún nì hăi bù rú tiào hăi shí zài shén me zhăng fā jí yāo bù rú duăn fā liáng kuài]
A somewhat playful or absurdist name: 'Rather than Drowned Spirits Musing at Sea why Not Just Jump In Directly, Likewise Rather Long Hair Reaching the Waist Be Frank With Shorter Cooled Hair'. It juxtaposes two unrelated statements to make a whimsical statement on practicality and decision-making.