什么长发及腰不如短发凉快什么溺水身亡不如跳海实在
[shén me zhăng fā jí yāo bù rú duăn fā liáng kuài shén me nì shuĭ shēn wáng bù rú tiào hăi shí zài]
A whimsical phrase, 'Forget fancy things: Long hair reaching waist, cool short hair; drowning deaths, why not a straightforward sea dive?' This name playfully mocks overly romantic ideas versus pragmatic realities, reflecting dissatisfaction or sarcasm toward cliches or grandeur.