什么长发及腰不如短发凉快什么亡魂愵海不如跳海实在
[shén me zhăng fā jí yāo bù rú duăn fā liáng kuài shén me wáng hún tā hăi bù rú tiào hăi shí zài]
This somewhat unconventional and playful name translates to something like 'Long hair reaching the waist isn't as cool as short hair; wandering spirits feeling lost at sea should just jump in'. It conveys a casual and humorous attitude towards superficial conventions and expresses straightforward thinking with a tinge of dark humor.