什么海誓山盟不如尼玛痛快
[shén me hăi shì shān méng bù rú ní mă tòng kuài]
Translates roughly to "What for oaths and promises? None compares to the straightforwardness". This user name expresses disappointment with insincere vows, preferring blunt truths over sugar-coated lies or unfulfilled assurances.