柔情似花似水似你妈
[róu qíng sì huā sì shuĭ sì nĭ mā]
This is a somewhat vulgar attempt at metaphorical speech suggesting tenderness can be as graceful as flowers, gentle like water, or as intimate as relations with one’s mother. However, due to its crude ending with the latter part comparing to ‘mom’ it is inappropriate and offensive. It aims to praise soft, caring qualities but ends poorly.