你一枪崩了我我信是枪走火
[nĭ yī qiāng bēng le wŏ wŏ xìn shì qiāng zŏu huŏ]
'If you shoot me dead, I'll believe it was just a misfire.' Suggests that despite experiencing something very harmful (emotionally or physically), the speaker chooses to understand it as unintentional. This shows a kind of unwavering trust, but in a rather desperate or sarcastic way depending on the context.