作业的葬礼我必定盛装出席
[zuò yè de zàng lĭ wŏ bì dìng shèng zhuāng chū xí]
'I will definitely attend the funeral of homework in formal attire.' This playful expression humorously suggests extreme dislike of homework, emphasizing the speaker’s intent to 'celebrate' getting rid of it. By referring to an assignment's 'funeral,' it also carries a sarcastic tone suggesting that finishing or avoiding the homework feels as liberating as laying to rest a heavy burden.