长发及腰不如短发凉快亡魂溺海不如跳海实在
[zhăng fā jí yāo bù rú duăn fā liáng kuài wáng hún nì hăi bù rú tiào hăi shí zài]
A somewhat dark yet profound statement, this name means 'long hair reaching waist might not be as cool as short hair; souls lost at sea are better than jumping into it.' It contrasts vanity with practicality while also touching on existential themes and the inevitability of destiny versus choice.