长发及腰不如短发深情似海不如跳海
[zhăng fā jí yāo bù rú duăn fā shēn qíng sì hăi bù rú tiào hăi]
Literally 'Long hair down to the waist isn't as profound as short hair; deep love is not as dramatic as jumping into the sea.' This name contrasts appearance with emotion and drama, expressing frustration with conventional romance and beauty standards, implying sarcasm.