在装逼我报警了奥我错了别报警了呗
[zài zhuāng bī wŏ bào jĭng le ào wŏ cuò le bié bào jĭng le bei]
A playfully exaggerated phrase meaning 'If you keep showing off, I'll call the police... oh, I was wrong, please don’t call them'. This conveys teasingly confronting someone who might be overly bragging.