再笑把你拖到厕所打一顿 Ill drag you to the toilet for a beating if you laugh

Relation Nicknames

我用豆腐砸死你 [wŏ yòng dòu fŭ zá sĭ nĭ]
Ill Kill You with Tofu Likely not intended literally this quirky expression conveys either anger ...
待我长发到腰勒死你 [dài wŏ zhăng fā dào yāo lè sĭ nĭ]
This name humorously or playfully conveys a message of longterm retribution : Ill wait until my ...
信不信我拿笔戳死你 [xìn bù xìn wŏ ná bĭ chuō sĭ nĭ]
This playful or sarcastic threat uses hyperbole to suggest irritation or frustration It ’ s often ...
逗比我来吐槽你 [dòu bĭ wŏ lái tŭ cáo nĭ]
Let Me Spit it Out To You in a Humorous Way means the person enjoys pointing out or laughing off other ...
我一嘴口水喷死你 [wŏ yī zuĭ kŏu shuĭ pēn sĭ nĭ]
A funny even exaggerated expression meaning Im going to spit at you used when talking playfully with ...
看你那副贱样我只想揍你 [kàn nĭ nèi fù jiàn yàng wŏ zhĭ xiăng zòu nĭ]
Seeing Your Cheeky Look Makes Me Want to Punch You This may appear hostile on the surface but among ...
我想去厕所冷静一下吃屎不能解决问题啊 [wŏ xiăng qù cè suŏ lĕng jìng yī xià chī shĭ bù néng jiĕ jué wèn tí a]
This is a humorous exaggerated expression implying that going to the toilet wont really solve problems ...
把我当备胎我让他爆胎 [bă wŏ dāng bèi tāi wŏ ràng tā bào tāi]
A playfully confrontational name which roughly translates to If you consider me as just a backup ...
骂人的时候别卖萌 [mà rén de shí hòu bié mài méng]
This humorous phrase advises against being cute or playful while expressing anger It pokes fun at ...