我用豆腐砸死你 Ill Kill You with Tofu Likely not intended literally this

Relation Nicknames

劳资抽死你 [láo zī chōu sĭ nĭ]
I Will Beat You to Death an exaggerated and aggressive expression used to threaten someone humorously ...
再笑把你拖到厕所打一顿 [zài xiào bă nĭ tuō dào cè suŏ dă yī dùn]
Ill drag you to the toilet for a beating if you laugh again An aggressivesounding statement conveying ...
老子开坦克轰炸你家 [lăo zi kāi tăn kè hōng zhà nĭ jiā]
In a joking manner the user threatens in a humorous tone to send a tank to bomb the house Generally it ...
信不信我拿笔戳死你 [xìn bù xìn wŏ ná bĭ chuō sĭ nĭ]
This playful or sarcastic threat uses hyperbole to suggest irritation or frustration It ’ s often ...
要你命 [yào nĭ mìng]
It simply translates into Ill kill you which expresses intense annoyance or threat but often used ...
我要吃毒药 [wŏ yào chī dú yào]
A highly dramatic and dangerous statement that translates to I want to eat poison This likely does ...
劳资那块冻豆腐砸死你 [láo zī nèi kuài dòng dòu fŭ zá sĭ nĭ]
This translates into something rather dramatic and comedic : Ill smash you with my frozen tofu In ...
伦起一块豆腐砸头砸到命根断子绝孙 [lún qĭ yī kuài dòu fŭ zá tóu zá dào mìng gēn duàn zi jué sūn]
Pick up a piece of tofu and smash it onto my head until it hits my life root leaving me childless for generations ...