我要绑架你不爱就撕票
[wŏ yào băng jià nĭ bù ài jiù sī piào]
A somewhat dramatic statement translating to 'I’ll Kidnap You; If Not Loved, I'll Demand Ransom or Worse.' This uses hyperbole to express possessive affection or love. It reflects strong emotional commitment mixed with playfulness or exaggeration.