我若爱你我是白痴我若想你我是傻瓜
[wŏ ruò ài nĭ wŏ shì bái chī wŏ ruò xiăng nĭ wŏ shì shă guā]
This phrase humorously emphasizes strong feelings for someone, saying 'if I love you, I am an idiot; if I miss you, I am a fool.' It exaggerates emotions to show how all-consuming and potentially self-defeating love can be.