我结婚你会来砸我婚礼吗开玩笑我砸自己婚礼干嘛
[wŏ jié hūn nĭ huì lái zá wŏ hūn lĭ ma kāi wán xiào wŏ zá zì jĭ hūn lĭ gān ma]
'Would you come to my wedding and disrupt it? You’re kidding – Why would I do that myself?' uses humor to describe a hypothetical jealous former lover wanting to ruin one's own wedding day; however, the latter part dismisses such worries with sarcasm and self-confidence. It’s often seen in jest within online social contexts.