我爱过一条狗叫前男友
[wŏ ài guò yī tiáo gŏu jiào qián nán yŏu]
Translating as 'I loved a dog named ex-boyfriend', this creative and slightly bitter-sweet handle reflects on a past relationship, expressing how it felt like being with someone ungrateful and unworthy as a dog who should be loved unconditionally.