我爱的他是条狗
        
            [wŏ ài de tā shì tiáo gŏu]
        
        
            'The One I Love Is a Dog' conveys either literal affection for a pet dog or, metaphorically, describes someone unappreciative, uncaring (since 'dog' can carry negative traits). It could be self-deprecating humor or an ironic statement on unconditional love.