如果我说我不想你离开傻瓜那我也就不走了呗
[rú guŏ wŏ shuō wŏ bù xiăng nĭ lí kāi shă guā nèi wŏ yĕ jiù bù zŏu le bei]
'If I said I don't want you to leave, fool, then I wouldn't go either.' This phrase conveys playful, affectionate, even sometimes teasing tone while expressing attachment to someone important.