平胸只为靠你更近
[píng xiōng zhĭ wéi kào nĭ gèng jìn]
Translated literally, this name implies 'Flat chest for being closer to you,' emphasizing that natural attributes such as breast size do not hinder physical intimacy with one's partner. This could either come off as a light-hearted, self-deprecating joke or serious romantic intent focusing on connection beyond physical appearances.