贫僧是来化妞旳
[pín sēng shì lái huà niū dì]
Literally translated, it would be: 'I'm a poor monk who has come for dating/beauties/girls.' This kind of humorous statement mixes traditional terms ('Poor Monk'-used to modestly self-define oneself in ancient times) with modern internet slang or concepts to create a comedic or playful impression.