碰他我弄死你碰她我阉了你
[pèng tā wŏ nòng sĭ nĭ pèng tā wŏ yān le nĭ]
A fiercely protective statement: ‘if you touch him, I’ll kill you; if you touch her, I will castrate you.’ Demonstrates deep protection for close ones but also contains aggressive language and extreme possessiveness.