你若安好哎呦我草你若摔倒哎呦我笑
[nĭ ruò ān hăo āi yōu wŏ căo nĭ ruò shuāi dăo āi yōu wŏ xiào]
It translates into 'If you are well, then (surprise/swear word); if you fall down, (laugh/surprise). An unconventional and funny phrase expressing complicated feelings towards someone close to you or admired by the user.