久居我心为何迟迟不交房租
[jiŭ jū wŏ xīn wéi hé chí chí bù jiāo fáng zū]
This name translates to 'living in my heart for long, why not pay the rent'. It's a playful way of saying that even though you've been staying in my thoughts or heart for a while, I have nothing tangible to show for it - no closure or acknowledgment from the person who occupies their thoughts/heart.