禁止勾引我老公禁止调戏我老婆
[jìn zhĭ gōu yĭn wŏ lăo gōng jìn zhĭ diào xì wŏ lăo pó]
'Do Not Seduce My Husband Do Not Tease My Wife'. These phrases are humorous exaggerations to declare a possessive, protective stance on one's spouse (regardless of gender), indicating seriousness about marital fidelity and territorial boundaries within relationships.