总有刁民想害朕总有太监诱哀家
[zŏng yŏu diāo mín xiăng hài zhèn zŏng yŏu tài jiān yòu āi jiā]
Using imperial language ('this Emperor' and 'me'), the phrase sarcastically describes feeling besieged by difficult people attempting to harm you and others trying to manipulate or seduce you. It’s a blend of humor and complaint.