一口盐汽水就怕喷不死你
[yī kŏu yán qì shuĭ jiù pà pēn bù sĭ nĭ]
A gulp of salty soda water afraid won't spray you to death. A humorous and exaggerated expression indicating that someone dislikes a person so much that even such an absurd action is contemplated. It's usually used lightly or humorously.