以后孩子长得像你就完了废话孩子不像我你就完了
[yĭ hòu hái zi zhăng dé xiàng nĭ jiù wán le fèi huà hái zi bù xiàng wŏ nĭ jiù wán le]
This unconventional name translates loosely to 'If Our Future Kid Resembles You Totally Then There Will Be Trouble. In Fact, It Will Also Be A Problem If The Child Bears No Resemblance To Me Or To You At All'. This name reflects the user’s humor or playful side, perhaps poking fun at their own expectations about parenting or appearance.