小时候以为接吻可以怀孕结果我疯了天天找你接吻
[xiăo shí hòu yĭ wéi jiē wĕn kĕ yĭ huái yùn jié guŏ wŏ fēng le tiān tiān zhăo nĭ jiē wĕn]
It translates to 'As a child, I thought kissing would make me pregnant. So crazy was I that I kissed you every day.' The person shares a sweet and naive story about themselves from childhood that shows innocent affection toward the other party.