想长矮却只能长高
[xiăng zhăng ăi què zhĭ néng zhăng gāo]
'想长矮却只能长高' translates to 'Wanted to Stay Short but Only Get Taller'. This is an amusing way of lamenting about growing tall despite wishing otherwise. The humor lies in accepting reality with self-deprecation; it can relate to those who wish for certain features or circumstances they can’t actually change, making a lighthearted joke from personal physical attributes.