我长太帅了所以没朋友
[wŏ zhăng tài shuài le suŏ yĭ méi péng yŏu]
'I Am Too Handsome So I Have No Friends' reflects loneliness or even depression resulting from good appearance sometimes leading peers feeling jealous, competitive or having troubles building connections as normal. However it is likely to be used jokingly to emphasize good-looks.