我有病你就是被我吃的命
[wŏ yŏu bìng nĭ jiù shì bèi wŏ chī de mìng]
'I'm Troubled and You're Doomed to Be Taken by Me' combines self-deprecation with an attitude that can be aggressive or joking, suggesting that the other person's fate lies in the hands of the speaker despite their own shortcomings.