我姓杨却不能让他心痒
[wŏ xìng yáng què bù néng ràng tā xīn yăng]
'My Family Name Is Yang, But I Can't Make His Heart Itch', suggesting some playful or flirtatious context where family names are somehow relevant to their interactions. There's a teasing element to this name, implying the person wants attention but cannot arouse desired feelings in someone else. It could also indicate unreciprocated attraction, desire or affection.