我姓王我想你我姓倪我爱你
[wŏ xìng wáng wŏ xiăng nĭ wŏ xìng ní wŏ ài nĭ]
This name playfully combines surnames with professions of thoughts and feelings: 'If my surname is Wang (王), I miss you; If my surname is Ni (倪), I love you.' A romantic and whimsical way to express longing and affection for someone while using Chinese family names as a creative twist.