我想靠近你可我姓张
[wŏ xiăng kào jìn nĭ kĕ wŏ xìng zhāng]
'I want to get close to you but my surname is Zhang.' This phrase utilizes a pun with the homophonic nature of the Chinese language, where wanting to 'approach' (走近) and being 'named Zhang' are pronounced similarly (Zhāng).