我是你意想不到的无关痛痒你是我无可救药的心烦意乱
[wŏ shì nĭ yì xiăng bù dào de wú guān tòng yăng nĭ shì wŏ wú kĕ jiù yào de xīn fán yì luàn]
In a poetic and emotionally evocative way, this net name means 'I am insignificant and not affecting you while being troubled by you all the time.' It describes a complex, one-sided relationship that's frustrating but ultimately superficial for the other party.