我是迩失散多年的亲爹我是你失散多年的亲妈
[wŏ shì ĕr shī sàn duō nián de qīn diē wŏ shì nĭ shī sàn duō nián de qīn mā]
Translating as 'I am your long-lost father I am your long-lost mother', this name suggests a humorous and ironic self-deprecation, playing on the exaggerated idea of being a forgotten parental figure.