我喷你一口盐汽水我吐你一脸炸酱面
[wŏ pēn nĭ yī kŏu yán qì shuĭ wŏ tŭ nĭ yī liăn zhà jiàng miàn]
A quirky, humorous way of expressing anger or annoyance towards someone, akin to saying something impolite or sarcastic. 'Spray you with salty soda and spit a faceful of炸jiang noodle sauce (a popular Beijing dish)' is used as a humorous, colorful expression to convey this feeling. Please note this phrase might be considered inappropriate in polite contexts.