我嫁人了你会来砸我婚礼吗开玩笑我干嘛砸自己的婚礼
[wŏ jià rén le nĭ huì lái zá wŏ hūn lĭ ma kāi wán xiào wŏ gān ma zá zì jĭ de hūn lĭ]
A light-hearted joke posing as confusion about why anyone would think the user would ruin their own wedding celebration; clarifies that it is absurd to expect such an action.