我的闺蜜是个神话搞定小三绝代风化
[wŏ de guī mì shì gè shén huà găo dìng xiăo sān jué dài fēng huà]
The name translates as 'My best friend is a legendary figure who can defuse tense situations', conveying that the best friend has an extraordinary ability to handle complex interpersonal relationships gracefully and diplomatically. The phrase 'defend against第三者 (third-party involvement)' suggests a dramatic and impactful presence in managing conflicts or protecting close friendships from disruptions by others.