我的痴傻呆都是你一手导演
[wŏ de chī shă dāi dōu shì nĭ yī shŏu dăo yăn]
Translates to 'My foolishness is all directed by you'. It suggests that the person's erratic behavior or mistakes are a result of someone else's influence, implying a mix of affection, blame, and humor.