我不会发光反光只会散光
[wŏ bù huì fā guāng făn guāng zhĭ huì sàn guāng]
This humorous and self-deprecating name suggests that while the person doesn’t radiate or reflect bright light (meaning they don't stand out or impress others), they only spread light in all directions. It implies humility or feeling ordinary compared to others who may shine more brightly.