我爱灰太狼的刀疤脸我爱红太狼的平底锅
[wŏ ài huī tài láng de dāo bā liăn wŏ ài hóng tài láng de píng dĭ guō]
A creative mix referencing characters from a popular Chinese cartoon 'Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.' 'I love Grey Wolf’s scarred face, I love Red Wolf’s wok.' It's an odd, specific, quirky statement combining love interests with character traits and kitchenware humorously.