喂我儿子好像你废话我是他劳资
[wèi wŏ ér zi hăo xiàng nĭ fèi huà wŏ shì tā láo zī]
'Hey, My Son Looks Like You? Nonsense, I’m His Father.' This expresses strong disagreement or rejection in a casual and rude manner when someone doubts or questions the relationship between the person and his child. The word order is reversed intentionally to create a humorous and colloquial effect, typical of online slang.